pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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i wish i was a tree !

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

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