Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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