how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Terry has ebola

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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