What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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PUDDING

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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