Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Today is March 22.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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