Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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