Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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