What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Logan's gay

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Women's rights.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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The WNBA.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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penis

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Anti Joke

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