There's a god, just kidding.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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