Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Dylan is a person

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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i hate black people

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Michael Brown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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