- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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