why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Politics.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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