Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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