- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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