What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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