Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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