Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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