why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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