Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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