a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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