What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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