Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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