knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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jibby jobby

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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