Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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