A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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