Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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PENIS

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The Colts this year.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Women's rights

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Anti-joke.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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