Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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