Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Pavel Novak

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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