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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

jd and zach loves vigina

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

world peace

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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