A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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ObamaCare

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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This statement is false.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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