Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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your face is kinda funny

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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