What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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willie revilame

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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