What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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