If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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