Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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