Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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these are shit

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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