What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Penis

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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