Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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