Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A guy is playing cod

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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