Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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johann grayson being liked

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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