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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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PUDDING

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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