whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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the game

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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