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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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