Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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brandon ya twwat

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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