- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Cripples are lame.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

The Economy

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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