- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

"Hello." "Hi."

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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