Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Hi

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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