what do you call gingers ugly.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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