- Anti Joke

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

I came.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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