What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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