Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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