knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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knock knock go away!!!

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^that joke's not funny

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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The cream, it is coming

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Albino African Americans

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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