What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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The Holocaust

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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The Holocaust.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Anti jokes.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Anti Joke

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