- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

So you there Red?

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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