- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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