Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Rebecca Black

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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