What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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ginger

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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