What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I'm Jewish

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I'm hungry.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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I have a horse.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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