What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Jayden Eccles

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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