Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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45.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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