What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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The MLS

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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whats a dick a dick

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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