Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

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