How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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