a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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