I like school Said no one ever.

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whats white jizz

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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