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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Praise Paisley

Murder me once, shame on you.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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