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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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