knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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How come grilled cheese?

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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hi my name is? joe

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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