"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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