- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's the square root of four? Two.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

david what a baghead

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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