Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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