A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Rebecca Black.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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