Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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