How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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you are gay

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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