Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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balls in ya mouf

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Pain Olympics.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Where's my baby??

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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