Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Nothing yet CC

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Where's my tractor?

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