my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Like this joke

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George Bush.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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outside your comfort zone

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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