A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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