Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Once upon a time

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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