Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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this site is an antijoke

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Rebecca Black

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A ginger was with his friends

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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anal seepage

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Bloody kids ...

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