Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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