why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Barack Obama

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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so...um, yeah

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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