A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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