What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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mexicans fishing

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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