What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Noah is Smart.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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