What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

I can see you under there. Under what?

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

What sucks?

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Dyslexia ruels!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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