Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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i saw amango it splootered

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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