Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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