Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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