knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What? Huh?

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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