An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Hummer.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Denard Robinson

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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