What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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The WNBA.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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