Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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im black

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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