What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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You will not press the like button.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Women

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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