Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Cold camel scrotum.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Hellen Keller

Boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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