Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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France never surrender.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Where's my baby??

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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