Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I'm so punny.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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