If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Women's Soccer.

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asparagus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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