Haha, I get it..

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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