two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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