What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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