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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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