- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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