You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Women's Basketball.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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I? Everett

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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whats chinese noodles

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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