why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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full house

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Anti Joke

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