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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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