- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Brain fart

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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