Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Women's rights.

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Snarf Nuggets

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dance is a sport

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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