How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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The NHL playoffs

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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