Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Y2K

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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