Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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