yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Justin Bieber.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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(Insert joke here)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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potatoes

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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