What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Knock, Knock ...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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