What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Fox News

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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ballsack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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