What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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