What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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