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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Johnny just finished his pie.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A black man walks out of a police station

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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