a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Pickles are moist.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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