Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Watch your lips.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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AROUND

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Connor is homo

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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