Bloody kids ...

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

I think everybody should have a penis.

women's rights

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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