a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

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