Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Banana Hamock.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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