What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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AIDS

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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