Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Women's Rights

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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