Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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