- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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