- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Please Rape William Wright

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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