Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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