How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Chuck Norris died.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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ugh good riddance

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

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