- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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