What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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The WNBA

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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