Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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BWAT

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Hummer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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