- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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