Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Land Rovers

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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