liam buchan is gay !

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Anti Joke

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