- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Knock knock Shut up

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.