Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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A jew went to Germany.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The Bible

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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