Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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