Homosexualism is so gay man

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What's a joke? Funny

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Nickelback.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Penis chickens

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads