Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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