speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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An English man walks into a pub.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Yes.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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