In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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LOL -LOL GUY

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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