what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

thumb_up thumb_down -15

hi michael

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops