How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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penis haha

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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