A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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