What color is my lamp? Brown

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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black people

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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planking.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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womens rights

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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