Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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8===D

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Yes!

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What's big and white?

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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