Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Hello world

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

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