A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Membean

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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