What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Anti Joke

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