What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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minecraft

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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