If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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