Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Anti Joke

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