what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Popsicles

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Come in

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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8====D~~~~~~

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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