Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

thumb_up thumb_down +19

HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

thumb_up thumb_down -54

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How does shit taste?\ Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops