What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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