Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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