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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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