why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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i saw amango it splootered

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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This is funny.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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