- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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