- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

womens rights.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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