Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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fart

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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