Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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