Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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