If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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girls lacrosse

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Fruitcake

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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