What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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