Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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belly button

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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