What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Denard Robinson

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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