so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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whats really hot the sun

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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the love boat

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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