what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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A women in the kitchen.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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