Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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