- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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