Wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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I love boobs

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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the WNBA

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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