What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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