"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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