why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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