A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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I woke up today

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Your Mother

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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