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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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