A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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GONNA

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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You were born.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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