why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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