telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Racial equality.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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