Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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