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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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