Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Anti Joke

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