How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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