Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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i love antijokes

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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