What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

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