Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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