Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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9:11 make a wish

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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penis

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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