Woman's Rights

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Baseball

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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cory is gay

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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