- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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