What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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I need to start studying.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Hey Shea

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A walrus walks into a bar

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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