What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Anti Joke

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