Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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