Pickle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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tom pauling

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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