A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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ejaculation JLR

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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