- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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