whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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kill yourself

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Canada's army

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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