Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Penis

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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