Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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