Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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