Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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