Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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im saul and i love cock

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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