What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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penis that is all

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Fox News.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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