Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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okay so theres this guy.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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