What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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