Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Lil Wayne

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

So, this joke isn't funny.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

shut up

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

9/11

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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