When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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BIG PENIS

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Proof reading

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Small Penis.

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BOTTOM!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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