What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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