What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

I'm hungry.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A fish walks into a bar

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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