A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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