"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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The Olympics

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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banana

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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