What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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