What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Where else? The junk yard

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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