What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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wat?

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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