What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Y2K

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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ps3

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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lol

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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