Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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