Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I got shot, you laughed

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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maddie latino

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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