- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Knock, Knock ...

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

penis. nuff said.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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