What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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An man walks to a bra

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Gangnam style

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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