what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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women's rights

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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