Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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My life :(

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A Jew returns change.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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