A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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why does column have a letter n?

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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