why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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9/11 my birthday

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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