- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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