Caca.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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My love life

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no really what are ur names?

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Anti Joke

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