Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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