What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Ol-ive

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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