What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Where's my tractor?

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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