They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Men, get on the boat.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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