What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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