Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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zebras

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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