Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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ginger

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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eloise dey.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Anti Joke

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