A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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nine...eleven

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Anti Joke

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