What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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