A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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I've got a dig bick

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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