Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Mitt Romney

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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