What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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tims sty:)

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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