what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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how man

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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