Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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YOLO

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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guess what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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