What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Donald Trump

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Do the roar!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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NASCAR

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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#Hanging Degus

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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