yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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I shot a bitch.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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