I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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