Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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