Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I like poop in my butt

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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T u r n i p s

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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