Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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anti jokes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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