What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

anus soup

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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