What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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