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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why can't jokes spit?

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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