When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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pudding

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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cool

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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