How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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the WNBA

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Politics.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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