What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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