How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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