Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Anti Joke

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