What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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The horse said "nay."

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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TIMMAH!

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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