Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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