What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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