A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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The WPGA tour

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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