What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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The 80's

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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its all aodhan

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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