Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Women can vote? WTF

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