What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A house comes around the corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A women president

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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