Unnnnnnnn

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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the WNBA.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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