nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Dead girls can't say no.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

pussy enough said

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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