why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What do you call an arab ?

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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who ever is reading this....

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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This is not a joke.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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