What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Turtles

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Anti Joke

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