- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do old people really like? Sex.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Women's rights.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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