Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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White men's rights

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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I would rape her

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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