How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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ure mama's so fat

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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the redsox

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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