Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Womens rights

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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