You sick fiend

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What's 9+10? 19.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

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