A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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