Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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