My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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women's rights

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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