Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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You see how lame this is?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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WNBA

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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White NBA players.

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