I'm banging your sister.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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