What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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