Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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