A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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