Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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My nipple is bleeding

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Anti Joke

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