There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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women's rights

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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