A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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