Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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