Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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good looking women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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