Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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