What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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