Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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