What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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