whats up fuch you bitch

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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