KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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no pun intended

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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