Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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book 'em danno

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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