Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

willam dafoe

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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