Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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