A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Poop

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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#Getweird

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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