"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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knock knock go away!!!

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^that joke's not funny

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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