Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What what In the butt

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