A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Six million.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How did th-A fridge.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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