Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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retard

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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