Robert Mugabe.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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karn chevalier

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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