A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Jordan is pregant

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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