- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

whats black and large -me

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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