I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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P0P T4Rt

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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