knock,knock you suck

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pickle juice?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Anti Joke

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