What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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No.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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