How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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oh hiya come in

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Phew... it's gone.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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