What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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KILL WHITEY

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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cats are pussies

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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hi patrick

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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