Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Women's Rights

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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