Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Penis

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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The Qur'an

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