A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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SHUT UP JP

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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