Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Your future.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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guess what chicken butt

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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whats my name? Matt

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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