a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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lol

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Lacrosse

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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