A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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don't read this

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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