How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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