Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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