What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Barack Obama

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Anti Joke

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