What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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