how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Anti Joke

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