If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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hola said the chinese man

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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My butt!!!!

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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