What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Small breasts.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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im gay because im gay

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i just wrote this so hard

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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5 people are walking

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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