- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what do fish smoke? sea weed

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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