PIED NINNY!

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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