Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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GONNA

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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