Women's Rights.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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