A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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mitt romney

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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