The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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I like pom

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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