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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

No.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

gay marriage.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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