that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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