- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

to get to the other side.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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