What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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