Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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