- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

where is the world?

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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