The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Hello

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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