What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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women's rights.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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