- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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