Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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