What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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