What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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