Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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It's all Taggart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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