What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Equal rights!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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