Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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