Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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GONNA

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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