Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Hi colton

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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