Potato!

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Women's rights

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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My spelling is horrible

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A seal walks into a club.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Y u do dis?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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