- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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