One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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