Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Yellow People !!

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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your no better than a cockroach

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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