A scottish man having fun

What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

have safe sex

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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