your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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i heart wiener

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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