2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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