What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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