What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Men's rights

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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