What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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The BCS

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Gus's mom

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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