What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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