What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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OOOOPPS /

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Pavel Novak

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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