How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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