Your mom.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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I like your hair

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I'm Spartacus

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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