holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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