How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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womens rights.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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