There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Obama lin Baden.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the deal with brown?

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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