Women's rights.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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