- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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