Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's one plus one? two.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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