I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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A black man killed someone

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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