whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

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