Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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copy me and i will kill you

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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