- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

guess what chicken butt

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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