So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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