What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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good looking women

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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