What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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WILLY

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Your social life.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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