- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

a jew walks out of a furnace

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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