What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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