fack me in the ace! CC

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

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