What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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