What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Lebron Traveled

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What is next?

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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