A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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FUCK YOU

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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