- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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