What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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bologna

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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swag

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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