- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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