What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Women's sports.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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civil rights

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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