What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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There's my tractor.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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