Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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