hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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