osama bin laden is dead

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

what sucks? things that suck

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

justin bieber

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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