Balls

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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your face

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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