Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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The Game

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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This is not an anti joke.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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