- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Har har hey

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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