How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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