Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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