Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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