- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

The WNBA.

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