Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Help I'm being raped!

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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