How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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