Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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You have friends

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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I like to eat people

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Women have the right to vote.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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