- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's up brah brah

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

knock knock go away ok

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

ewrg

Do u take sugar?

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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