Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i have 2 penises

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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