What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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