What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Ms Leong Sux

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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