What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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hi im paul!

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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womens rights

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A fish walks into a bar

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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nipple

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to see a bad joke look above

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potato

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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