What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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The economy.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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