- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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