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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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