Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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all hail based mark

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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