Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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im gay because im gay

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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i just wrote this so hard

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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5 people are walking

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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