- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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