What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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