What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What you reading? reading?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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