What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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