Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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