- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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