- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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