What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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