KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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