What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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