Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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guess what what ...

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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