- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Your mother is a man.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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