Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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