Whats green? The color green.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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