Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Your Mom

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Anti Joke

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