What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Women Driving.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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knock knock come in

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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