What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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