Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Psychics.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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I'm hungry.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Win and Beau have no friends

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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