My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What is the difference?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Women's rights

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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