What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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