how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Women's professional sports

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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1134

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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