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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

james schmitt whats your last name

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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