JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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