why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Justin Bieber.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's cold and icy? Ice

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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