Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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NEVER

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Proof reading

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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No it isn't.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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acuna

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Llamaworm

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Anti Joke

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