i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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School

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Jewwy Jewstein

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The NHL playoffs

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Basically copying you.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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