Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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youre gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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