What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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P0P T4Rt

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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