hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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You have cancer

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Ass

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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