Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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