Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Asians...

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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