what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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all jokes aside...

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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