roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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ginger

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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