2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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