- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

So a bar walks into a man...

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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