Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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