What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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You.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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I'm banging your sister.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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