Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Gay republicans

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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