- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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