What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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fack me!

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What flys? A fly

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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