why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Robin, Get in the Car

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Punching a baby

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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hiya

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Water? I hardly know her.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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