What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Life

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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