I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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there was once a jew

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