The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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lol

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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