A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Trump will make America great again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Civil Rights.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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