In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Laugh.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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