My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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You copy and paster!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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