what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Horse.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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barack osama

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