Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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