What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Anti Joke

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