- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mind's eye?

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

9/11.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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