- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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