knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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No antijoke here.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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