Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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