Rylan Clark

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Diarrhea

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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