Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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