2 women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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the economy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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