What's 9+10? 19

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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