Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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