What's the deal with brown?

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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