Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Women's rights.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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