Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Brain fart

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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just in time?

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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