How about that airline food?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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