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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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