- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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