why did the man die? he got shot

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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