What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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