What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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poop

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Anti Joke

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