Knock knock What?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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