A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Anti Joke

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