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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Your Mom.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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