- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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