- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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