Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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