An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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school homewrok

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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