A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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