Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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