What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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mark is religion

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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