2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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drugs.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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