What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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