- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red Im adopted

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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