What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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