What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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