What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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