A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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