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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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