Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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hi jonny

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Anti Joke

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