Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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brett is a dick

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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