How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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give me a thumbs up

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Joe Biden

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

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