How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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