What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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noodles

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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