mark is life

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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