Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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