Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Kony 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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