How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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