What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Christians pornstars.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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