- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Rick Perry.

HEY!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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