Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do I hate? people

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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