How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Sex education in Texas,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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