roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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