1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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