Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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knock knock Goodbye

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Jake Bowar

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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