- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

you and your family will die tonight

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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