Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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