your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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your mom died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's 9+10=? 19

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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