A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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knock knock. no one's home..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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