- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

zebras

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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