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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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tim has no humor

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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