An Asian person drove home safely.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Kim Kardashian.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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