Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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I love you.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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