Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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E= McVagina

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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