An iguana walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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