How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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don't look behind you

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Hi poop!

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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jews

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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