"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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