Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Okay, after this one then...

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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