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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?