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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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youre gay

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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