- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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