How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Dead girls can't say no.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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pussy enough said

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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