Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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mark is life

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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