What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Haha pizza

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Michael Brown

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