A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Hahaha

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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