What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's two plus two? Window

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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