Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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I was born.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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