why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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