a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Obama

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Hi colton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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