How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Kittens.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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