Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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