Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Anti Joke

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