why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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were you expecting a joke

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Anti Joke

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