- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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