What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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