Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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