Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Robin, get in the car!

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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