Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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