Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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