How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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womens rights.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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You idiot.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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