Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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wow garlic, yum

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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