- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

YOU

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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