I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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