What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Your mother is so fat.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Hitler

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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balls

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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This is funny.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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