Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Dogs in my home.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Potato!

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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An Irishman stays home

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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