If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Terry has ebola

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