What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Fruitcake

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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