What will happen when a black person die they die

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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