man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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24!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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