Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Proof reading

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Tennesse

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