How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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your all shit at jokes

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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