Black people

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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A ginger rapping.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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shauns beautiful

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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