Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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