A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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go go gadget

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Nickelback.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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