what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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