10inch nice

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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woman's rights

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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