A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Tunechi

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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minorities

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people magazine

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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