Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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