Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Womens rights

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Poop

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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