Ross.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Period Blood

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Goat balls.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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