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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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