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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Safe sex MR

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Anti Joke

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