:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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