What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

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