Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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jibby jobby

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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