Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Anti Joke

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