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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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