How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A van drives into a car.

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Alchohol.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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