What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Republicans

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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