what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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