Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

thumb_up thumb_down -234

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's 9 + 10 19

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

thumb_up thumb_down -26

7>6

thumb_up thumb_down +104

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Women can vote? wtf

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -106

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops