Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Apple juice.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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