Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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