Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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shut up elliot

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Urban ghettos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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