Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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