A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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No.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Nippies

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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