- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Your mam is so fat.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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