Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Rush Limbaugh

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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