- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

i was molested.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??