A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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