Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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