Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A black guy with his family.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Water, please.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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