What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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