There's my tractor.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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wnba

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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