Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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