What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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