Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Your mom

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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im gay

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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