A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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I told you it would happen

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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more like nig!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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