Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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