An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Psychics.

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