What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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hi

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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this is not a joke.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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