A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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The Pope

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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