- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

A man walks around a bar.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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