- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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