- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

ever tried african food? they neither

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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