a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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jd and zach loves vigina

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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womens rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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