Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Yes!

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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