Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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