Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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