A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Men's rights

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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JFK

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Herman Cain

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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