What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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women rights

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Justin's hair

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Hey

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Anti Joke

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