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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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France had one revolution

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Womens rights.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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dallen loves penis

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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