- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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