There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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