what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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ecks! why zee?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Hello world

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Womens rights.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Hi

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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