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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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