What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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the battle of waterloo

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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