What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Black Poeple

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Knock knock What

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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