yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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How old is your mom Dead

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Penis.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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