Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What is worse

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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