- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Poverty.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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