What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

That's unfortunate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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