What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Anti Joke

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