i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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