what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Justin Beiber

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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