- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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