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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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ginger

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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