what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Immigration Laws

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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