I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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