What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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