- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

nice tits.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

i have cancer

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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