Brad Fuller!

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Guess what? I like trains.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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