1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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chirs

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

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