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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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