What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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haha, you're an orphan

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How would you rule?

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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