Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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NASCAR

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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heads up!

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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