Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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knock knock go away

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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im saul and i love cock

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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