Horse tits

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's 9 +10 19

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Do the roar!

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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