Gale swallows.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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