A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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I can't think of a joke!

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Gadaffi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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