Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What do I hate? people

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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