person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Morning wood.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

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