One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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My mom

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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