What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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