Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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AIDS

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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