what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Anti Joke

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