What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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your going to die

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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A whole 'nother.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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