What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Animal

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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