Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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a man walked into a bar....

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Black History Month

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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