A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

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