Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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