what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Spread the net.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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