A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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8===D

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

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