Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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