Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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