So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Women's rights

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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High school gym class.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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