man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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