You're on fire.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Wolf Pussy

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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