I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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