womens rights

A fish walks into a bar

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

An Amish walks into Best Buy

nipple

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potato

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

lewis bedford

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Y2K

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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