Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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