knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Jews for Jesus

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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j.p. is dumb

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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