You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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I am a nigger.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Women's rights

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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One below was by me: Walter H

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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