Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Women's rights...

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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