What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Women deserve equal rights.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Ol-ive

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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