The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Hi poop!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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brett is a dick

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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hi

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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