What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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