A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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