How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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