A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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ur gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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I ponder

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A house comes around the corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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