Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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