whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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your face

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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