What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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mc hammers income.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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black people

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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