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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

lol a man is drowning

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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