Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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a horse nibbled a baby

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Herman Cain

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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i have 2 penises

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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