Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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