how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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