Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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She said no

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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