What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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GIVE

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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