Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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. . I am a whale

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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