What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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