The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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