- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Canadians

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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