Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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