What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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