why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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