- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

once you go black your credit goes wack

your a towel.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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