terry stockton is straight

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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learn. advance!

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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