There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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man boobs

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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