Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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