Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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