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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Ted Haggard.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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