What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A woman wears a dress.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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