What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Anti Joke

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