-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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