Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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