- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Black Friday

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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