- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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