- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

I only like NY as a friend.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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