Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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