What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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^that joke's not funny

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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