What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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The 80's

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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its all aodhan

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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