Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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