Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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you give like i give lomain

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Fat people.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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the redsox

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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