Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Health food.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a man is running away

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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