Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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