If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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A guy walks into a bar

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Dont look at me.

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