Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Compton

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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non poop

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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