The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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don't look behind you

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Twenty-Four

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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This is an anti joke

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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