Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Testicles.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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