Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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