- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Badgers are cool

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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