A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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