knock knock your gay

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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I saw a poor man named rich

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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smell the vitamin C

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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