A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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