Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Donkey lips

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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poo is yummy

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Ily bae

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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