- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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