This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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how did the man die he didnt

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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this site is funny.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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YOU

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

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