why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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