You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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