kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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