- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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