- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

I hate blackniggers

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

My name is Jeff

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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