A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The Game.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

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