- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

whats really hot the sun

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Jordan is pregant

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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