Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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gays

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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good looking women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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