Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Asians

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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