The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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