What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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