What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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whats chinese noodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Yes!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Anti Joke

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