What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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