How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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antijoke is the best website.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Okay, one second.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Your Mom The End.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Girls

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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