- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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