- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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