Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Donald Trump

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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My children are mistakes

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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