Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Womens rights

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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