Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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