Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Knock Knock! Come in.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Your mother is so fat.

BIG PENIS

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

so dont touch it.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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