A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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