Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Refridgerator.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Women's rights.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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