Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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