roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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