Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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