What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Kony 2012

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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