What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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there was once a jew

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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