What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Golf.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How old are you? 7

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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4

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

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