Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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