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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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david what a baghead

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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