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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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