Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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