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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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