A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Women rights..

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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