If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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I'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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