A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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