What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Replacement Referees

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Yee

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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