what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Women Voting

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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