Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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