Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Anti Joke

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