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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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