Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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no pun intended

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Anti Joke

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