Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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