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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Hippopatomous!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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XD Jackass.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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