A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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hahaha

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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