- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What can make you pee? Liquid

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

guest what i love pancakes

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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