How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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no

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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SAY

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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