Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Got milk? No.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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homosexuals are gay

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Anti Joke

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