A man walks into a bar.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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