Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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a black man pays his child support

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Your time.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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