TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Society.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Potato

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