So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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