What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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