why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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