10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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my namew is jd

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Herman Cain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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