mc hammers income.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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who farted your mother

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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