Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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whats chinese noodles

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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