Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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kk

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Cancer.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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