Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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My life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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