A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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I'm tired.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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