What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the difference between a lamp?

Bags of delicious poop.

Women's rights

eat a hot dog

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

An man walks to a bra

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

a chinese man pays the full price

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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