Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Obama lin Baden.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

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