Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Fine, ladies first.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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flavin's head

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Women rights..

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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