Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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