how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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