4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Zach Barlow

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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