why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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