A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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