Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Brett Farve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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