what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Gustavo Andrade

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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I'm HIV positive.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Anti Joke

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