Rebecca Black sings a song.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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