whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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This one sucks!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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