- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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