- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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