How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Choir.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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