- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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