What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

*spongebob voice* 25

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

get in the car.

want to no whats funny what your mom

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Tim likes girls

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Yes!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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