A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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