A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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National security?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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