What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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