- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

The queen having a shit

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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