What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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