What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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cory

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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