what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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people magazine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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