What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What's just not right? Left

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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