Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Women"s Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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