How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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