- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wade's the father

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

No, Trinidad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

The Bible

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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