w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Jews for Jesus

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A pope meets another one

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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