How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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