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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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