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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Your sex life.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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