I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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