Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Poverty.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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