Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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