whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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black people. that is all...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Women's professional sports

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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