I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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