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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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