- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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