What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Give me thumbs up!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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