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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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