.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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