Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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women's rights

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Andoni was here

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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