So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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but there is a road to the super market

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What what In the butt

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Snarf Nuggets

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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