What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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