Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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