what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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