Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Avery has crabs.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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