Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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