What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Homosexualism is so gay man

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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