- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Do you know what they say? Words

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Women's Rights

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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