A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A dyslexic blind man

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There is a car full of black people.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Flop dog

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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this is not a drill.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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