- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

My spelling is horrible

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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