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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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