where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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This is not a joke

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man sat on a chair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what is big and white? the moon

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

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