"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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