Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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troll----> hahaha---->

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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