I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Global Warming.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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