Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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