Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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A house comes around the corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A women president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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