Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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KKK

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Chuck Norris.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Woman's rights

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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