What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Morning wood.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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sure!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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