what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Double-whammy

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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