whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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aaaa

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I'm tired.

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salad days!

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Hi

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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YOU

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eoin burgin is fat

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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