How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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