Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Anti Joke

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