What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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your life

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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justin bieber

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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