Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Men's rights

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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