Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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religion.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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