what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Me

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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