What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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you are gay

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Anti Joke

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