- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chicken crossed the road.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is worse

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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