So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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