Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Poop!!

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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