Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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richard is fag

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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PSN IS UP

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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