Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

a man walks into a prostitute.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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