Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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