Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

whats long and green? weed

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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