how do you make a joke act like yourself

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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