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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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acualy is dolan

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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what do u call a black man a black man

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Joke.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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