"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Anti Joke

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