What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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YOLO

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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