I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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