What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Jaden McMichael

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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