What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Hellen keller

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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well use a tissue!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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