every cloud has a silver lining

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Women rights..

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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