When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Global Warming.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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