What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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guess what what? nothing.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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