Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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No joke.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

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