Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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karn chevalier

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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women's rights.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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