- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Womens rights.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

knock,knock you suck

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

osama bin laden is dead

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

what sucks? things that suck

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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