- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What did Washington say to California? WC

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

An Asian man fails a math test

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