- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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