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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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haha

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Caolan and Eamon

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