How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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