- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

How do you make a little girl cry?

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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