"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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womens rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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