what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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