Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Hey Shea

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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