- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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