Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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womens rights

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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