How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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fruit salad?

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Cancer

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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