What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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