Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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miha kako si?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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XD Jackass.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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