What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

The Holocaust

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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