Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Baseball

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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