Johnson stops eating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Hey, Max!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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