- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Women's Rights

Nah

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

God

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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