A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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