A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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