What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why are balck people black because they are

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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