- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Badgers are cool

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