Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Homework.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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