Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What what In the butt

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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The Colts this year.

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