A. Hey.. B. Hi

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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hey guys what's up?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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