Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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run farther?

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Wade's the father

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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