why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Anti Joke

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