What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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soccer

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Laura Pratz..

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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