What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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