What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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miha kako si?

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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