What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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i had sex.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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