Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Caolan and Eamon

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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