Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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