Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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ur mum

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Anti Joke

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