if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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People with cancer.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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