What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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