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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Do the roar!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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