- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

thumb_up thumb_down

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops