What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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