What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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