- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

a banana

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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