What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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women's rights

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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