How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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