Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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