whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How long is a china man?

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Rock mattress.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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