Women's rights

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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