Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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So. The gays. ...

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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