How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Your biggest fan.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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You

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Anti Joke

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