- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

The New York Giants

I am quite mature.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Knock knock Go away

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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