Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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