- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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