Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Women's rights.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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This is not a joke.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Women.

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black people

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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