A blind man walks into a library.

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Ross.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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more like nig!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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vitamin c

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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