Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why? Why not?

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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