Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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