What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Testicles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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equality for women

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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A jew enters a mall.

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maddie latino

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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