- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

We didnt star the fire ...........

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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