Why do fat people commit suicide

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What is older than history?

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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