Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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I have a really funny joke.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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destiny

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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