How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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