Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Black History Month

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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this website even though its hilarious.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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