How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is white and black and red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops