A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Holocaust

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Hail Hitler

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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