What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what time is it rape time

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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God

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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you just read an anti-joke

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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