What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Hellen keller

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mexicans fishing

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Women's rights

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