whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A woman's opinion

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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