Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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