what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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knock knock you may come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Moral

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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