ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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