whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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black

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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