- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What would you rather do or drag a board?

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

knock knock Labrinth come in

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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