What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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