Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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whats really hot the sun

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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I tell an anti joke!.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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This is an anti joke

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THE GAME

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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