What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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