Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Choir.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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