My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

your all shit at jokes

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Black people are innocent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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