-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Society.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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this is not an anti joke

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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