What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Nickleback.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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