What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What fires shots? A gun

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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