What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What do you call a blue chair A black person

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A Jew! Bless you.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

WNBA

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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