How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Breast cancer.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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