is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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