- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was the gay guy sad?

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

wanna hear a joke? no

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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