- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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