Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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your a towel.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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