- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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