Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Poopsack Jones

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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NAACP

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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