Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Swag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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snowglobe

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