A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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