What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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y u no like me joke?

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Anti Joke

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