What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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