What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What is a question?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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