Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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chirs

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