What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Carrot fingers

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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black people. that is all...

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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