- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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