What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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