You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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:O + :P = 69

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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