why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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