Penis.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Your girlfriend.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Cancer

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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