- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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