A man goes to the potty.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Ju... Just why?

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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