What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A man... walks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Anti Joke

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