A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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