Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What's your blood type? Red.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Your mother just died.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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