Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Knock Knock.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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