- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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