What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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