Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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WNBA

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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