How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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man boobs

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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