On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Zach Barlow

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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