What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Your mom.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Smart Blondes

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Shea's sty....

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Women's rights.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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