- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

YOU

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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i hate black people

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Jeff

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