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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Are you Drew?

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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