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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Chuck Norris.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

andrew wagner

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Women Sports.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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