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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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