- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

you lose.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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