A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Get in the van

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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