i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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