you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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If you are my friend like it!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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