- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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