What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What sucks?

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Dyslexia ruels!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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