"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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The game!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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