There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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I love you

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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