roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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NEVER

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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