Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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