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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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