CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Jasper sucks.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Herman Cain

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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420

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Shit.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Anti Joke

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