A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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apple pie.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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sadf

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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