This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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The WNBA

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Mitt Romney penis

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Joke

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Write your own

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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