What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black person dies.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

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