why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Penis

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Chikin nuggets

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