What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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ass in my face ? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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