Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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dead babies

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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