How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Google Doodles

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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