T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Anti Joke

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