Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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