A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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american idol

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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