What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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. . I am a whale

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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