I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Nicholas Cage

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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poop.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Anti Joke

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