Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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I'm gay.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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