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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Andoni was here

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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