- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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