- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Get on your knees Ho

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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