What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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