Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Daym im romantic

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Anti Joke

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