Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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