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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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