Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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