- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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