how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Anti Joke

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