Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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The dewey decimal system

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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