How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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