what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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