what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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