- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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