- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Dan O'Driscoll

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Fuck her

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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