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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Vagina Boob

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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