Michael Brown

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Banana Hamock.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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