Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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I Love Hitler.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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