you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Obama.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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