"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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NASCAR

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Tim's gay.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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