What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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