A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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