- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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