Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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