Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Knock knock, Come in...

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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