What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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