- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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