Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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