Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

thumb_up thumb_down -9

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What? Why?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

thumb_up thumb_down +53

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Jokes = Drained

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops