People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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