S.O.P.A

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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gay people

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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pineapples

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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