Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

The mets are 3-0 this season

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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