What did the fish say after he

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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womens rights to vote

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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