- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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