how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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