- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

Feminism.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

You.

EGGPLANT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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