hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Dogs in my home.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Male leadership.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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