Knock Knock Yes?

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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