- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

there was once a jew

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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