- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Are you a tree

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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