You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Q. who's george porchy?

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

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