- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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