I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Obama

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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