Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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field day?

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Joe Biden

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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GooglePlus.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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