Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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