Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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haha black people :D

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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woman's rights

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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woman's rights

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Women's Rights...

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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