Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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The person below me is weird.

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