why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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