Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Men's rights

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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