your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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who smells? •Liam

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A joke

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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