who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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PSN IS UP

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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