why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Libraries.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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MAKE

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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