This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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thomas!!!!

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Balls

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Terraria

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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