What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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