- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Dumb

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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