What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Gay's

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

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