whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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