Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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