What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Tim and Eric

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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