- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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