whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Anti Joke

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