And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

YOU

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock Who did that?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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