theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A woman walks into a bar.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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