- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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