A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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