If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Anti Joke

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