What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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