What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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