Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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who farted i did :]

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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