I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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My parents have an open marriage.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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