Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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