There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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