Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Tunechi

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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