Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Water, please.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Weaner

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Anti Joke

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