Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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woman's rights

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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a black man pays his child support

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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