-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Badabing.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Chuck Norris

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Anti Joke

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