what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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