what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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motley crew

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

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