Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A shark ate your mom

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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