What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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dead battery come on down

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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