An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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That's Racist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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