What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Jess Burns

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Women's rights.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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