A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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