I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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I am very humble.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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