Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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