That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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