Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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