Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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