whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Hello penis

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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