What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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