I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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rarw

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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