France never surrender.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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steves legs

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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