What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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