Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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