columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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I love pissing people off :P

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Rebecca Black

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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