What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Anti Joke

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