GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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your mother

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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