There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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