knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Ben is gay

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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An asian walks out of math class

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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