How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Oliver's friends

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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noodles

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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