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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and white? the moon

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A Banana wrote this...

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Horse with a chair on his head.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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