I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Guess what? No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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The WNBA

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Anti Joke

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