Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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