What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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2 Penises

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

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