Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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The person below me is weird.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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