What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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