Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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