- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Your mother just died.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Vaginal secretions

Donald Trump

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??