On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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I have no joke. u mad?

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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7+5=12

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black people swimming

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Justin Bieber

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How old are you? 7

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justin bieber

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Faithful men.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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The Economy

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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The Female Orgasm

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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