What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Miley Cyrus.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Poverty.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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