Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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#IHateHashtags

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u suck

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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You sick fiend

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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