How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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no rasist joks

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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69.9

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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