Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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