What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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