Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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space is fun

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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