rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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