why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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