A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Your Mom The End.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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