What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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