What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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SAY

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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