there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Peas

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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