Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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