Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Thumbs this up

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Anti Joke

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