A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Itookasipasoda

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69.... is a number

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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