How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Samraj.

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hard cheese

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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