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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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women's rights

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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