Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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