What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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I am dyslexic

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Penis

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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