skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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