Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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wenis

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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bees knees

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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KONY 2012

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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