What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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