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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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