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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Justin Bieber.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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