Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Man U

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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