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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Japan

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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