What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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WNBA

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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