If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Burp

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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