Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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