- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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