What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Today is March 22.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Moooo

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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