What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Religion

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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