You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Anti Joke

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