A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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