- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

if you are reading this your wasting your time

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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