what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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