Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Lil Wayne

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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there was once a jew

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alert('hiiii');

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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want to go home? yea

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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