Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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