Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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