why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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