My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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