A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Anti Joke

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