- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Vagina ass.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a black priest? Father

Child Prostitution.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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