full house

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Women's rights

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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