Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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boo

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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