Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Pickles

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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