What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

jack shine has boobs

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Rachel not blowing Robert.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

I had a lemon. hi.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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