- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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