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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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