no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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