your mom is so fat.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Women's rights

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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