What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Davey Peterson.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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