What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Safe sex MR

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Michael Brown

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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retard

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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