I enjoy anal.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

a man walks into horse bar

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

9/11

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Tim likes girls

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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