- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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