A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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you first

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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