- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How are you this morning?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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