Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Nickelback

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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brainfart

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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