Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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no

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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