A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Mahmy

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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