Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Noah is Smart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Penis

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's up brah brah

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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