Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your gay

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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