why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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