A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you call a black man? Jamal

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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