What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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