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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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