knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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who is awesome? no one...

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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alex is cool

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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