- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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