Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Windows Vista

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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