ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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