Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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canadians

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