what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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