- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Mitt Romney

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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