Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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whats white and sticky glue

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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The Labour Party.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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