- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

whats black and white? a zebra

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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