did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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