- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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