make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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