When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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