- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Women drivers...

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My mom just died....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

Bitch

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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