What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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