- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A midget walks under a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why....... Because.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

a. why? b. because

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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