What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

L's I's that took Viagra.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What should I name my dog?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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