- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

I came.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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