how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Hitler

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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