suck my dick.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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The geese of Growmore

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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