What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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YOU

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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