What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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