Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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