A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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