My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Michael Brown

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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