Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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