Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Wright flyer

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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