Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Derp

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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