Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Apple.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Women's Rights

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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