knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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