Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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