How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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women's rights, lol

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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a black guy leaves prison

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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