Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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