What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

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