Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

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