a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops