did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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