What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Shit.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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barack osama

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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