What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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