Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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womens rights to vote

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ejaculation JLR

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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