What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What's blue? The sky.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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