what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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How did th-A fridge.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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