If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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pudding

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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No it isn't.

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Who invented apple? God

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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