A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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