How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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France had one revolution

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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