Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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yes... that's the joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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