What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Jesus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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