Women's rights

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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