What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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