Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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