Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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