- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

guest what i love pancakes

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Worms don't like apples.

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