- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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