A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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don't read this

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Microsoft Windows

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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