A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Pineapple.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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are u black unlucky

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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