What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

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