What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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#Getweird

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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I am really good at math debating

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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