Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What you reading? reading?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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