- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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