A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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No it isn't.

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Who invented apple? God

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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