What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Hitler

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Runescape.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Smart Blondes

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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