Q. who's george porchy?

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Small titties.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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