Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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This one sucks!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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