Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Black Friday

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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a Jew had a small nose

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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