What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Tell you something funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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