Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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