- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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r u smart..... or ur black

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

more like nig!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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