Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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