Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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