one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Anti Joke

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