Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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