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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

star wars kid

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Church.

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