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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

The truth is he loves her!!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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