What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anal cheese curds.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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bangers and mash?

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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