CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Republicans

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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