Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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