Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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