Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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