Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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