Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A joke

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Obama.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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