- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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whats your name? bumder:)

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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