Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What you reading? reading?

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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