A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A man buys free health care...

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What flys? A fly

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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