What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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