What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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