Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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