What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Hashtag

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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