Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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