A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Title IX

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I was once a hamster.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Romans rights.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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EGGPLANT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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