A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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