BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Knock knock Come in

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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