why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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