What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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This site is easy to upload to...

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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