whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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