God wrote this joke.................................

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Your social life.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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You just read this ..

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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