What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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