How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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