Justin Bieber.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Jimmy Saville

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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