A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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