Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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charlie sheen losing

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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