what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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whats black and white? a zebra

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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