What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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