why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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lol a man is drowning

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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penis

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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KKK

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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