WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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