Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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