What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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you lose.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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