What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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