What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Hitler

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24

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Anti Joke

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