- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

where is the world?

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Santa isn't real

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

This statement is false.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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