- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

The person below me is weird.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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