Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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you gay?

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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