Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Homework.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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penis

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Anti Joke

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