What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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