Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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