Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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