How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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BUT HWY?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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