Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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i have cancer

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What is green and slow Grass.

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