2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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poop

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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