Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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minorities

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Homework.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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