so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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