why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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matt is fat

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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