You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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