What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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