- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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