Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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