- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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