What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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