whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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