What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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women's rights, lol

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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