What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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pickle sniffer

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What is cold? Winter

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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