A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Charlie Sheen

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