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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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