You know whats funny Aids

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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It's all Taggart

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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whats 2+2? 4

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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