Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Potassium? K.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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