Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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one stop shop

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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a black man pays his child support

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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