- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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