- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Poop

Hearpin my durp

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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