why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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This is a joke.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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