A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Reed is poopin

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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