A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Did you know?

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Nickelback.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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