What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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