What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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