What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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The Big Band Theory

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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