Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Ebola

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

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