Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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I was born.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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