2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Equal rights!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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