- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Wade's the father

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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