- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Want to hear a joke? No.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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