How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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