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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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