Chlamydia

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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