What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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