"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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