knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Justin's hair

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Hey

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Immigration Laws

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Anti Joke

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