What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I lost my tractor.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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