Because she has down's syndrome

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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9/11

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Punch line.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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yes... that's the joke

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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