whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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