what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Which one is hardest?

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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human centipede

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