Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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