I agree

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Herman Cain

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Rebecca Black.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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