Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What stops a train? A missile

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Get on your knees Ho

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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