Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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