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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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