It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Poop

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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gays

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Religion

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Anti Joke

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