An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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