What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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