- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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