Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Nothing yet CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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