What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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