Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Your social life.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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