Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Anti Joke

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