Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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There's my tractor.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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This is not a joke

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Indians

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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