What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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