Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Barbara Streisand

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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nickel back

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Anti Joke

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