Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Amazing

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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