Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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