- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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