Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Anti Joke

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