why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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