Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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