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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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