golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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No. Yes.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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