What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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whats gay ? you

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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