A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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