What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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do you have a wife?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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