It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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I shot a bitch.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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