The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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one of the idiot

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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