"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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anus soup

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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the WNBA.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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