What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Blind people can't read this.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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