what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Dinosaur!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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