Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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