- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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