Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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