they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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This is not a joke

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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pickle sniffer

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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