What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Sorry boss

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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I like hats XD!

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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