wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Nickelback

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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