YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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