What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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The WNBA

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why? Because.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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