what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Weiner

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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im gay because im gay

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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gay rights

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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