A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Video Games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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