Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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