-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

alert("Hello");

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's white and very boney? A bone

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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