Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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