How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Women's rights.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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