Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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