A man died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Penisland

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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