Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Chicken penis.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Guess what? Chicken butt

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Hey

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

T-Dog scare me

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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