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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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