USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Christians

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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