What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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hahaha

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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where is the world?

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Anti Joke

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