A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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