Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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