what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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