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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

The government

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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