Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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