How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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you.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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