WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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