Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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