wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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wood cant chuck wood

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why? Why not?

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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