Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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