Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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