Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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