There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Poop

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Hearpin my durp

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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