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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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