- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A day without sunshine is like night.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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