Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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your mom

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Sonic

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Where's the dick??? east

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Leave her alone...

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1,984

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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aodhan hearty

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