What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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