Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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black people. that is all...

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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