Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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