the economy.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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your life

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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