find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Women's rights

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

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