What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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penis that is all

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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racism...deal with it!

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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