A homeless person dies.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Agent 47.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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