A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Nickelback

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poop.........

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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