What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Gay's rights

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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