My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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