a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Your mom is not fat!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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