fruit salad?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Poop

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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