What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Poverty.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Hahaha

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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69.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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