Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A pope meets another one

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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