Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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The geese of Growmore

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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