Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Horse tits

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Hi.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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