Justin with a hat.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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