Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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