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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Turn around.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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