What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Racial Equality

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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