Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A man killed himself.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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