A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Hi

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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