- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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