An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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whats gay ? you

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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