What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Y2K

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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