Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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