How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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