Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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pedophile

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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clamidia

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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9/11

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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