What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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