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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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