A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Today is March 22.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

David Cameron

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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