There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Penis

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Im black

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

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