- Anti Joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Women's Rights

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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