What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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