*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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chuck norris

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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