They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Apple.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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