Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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LIKE THIS!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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