What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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