one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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1+1=2

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Justin Bieber.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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