Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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