What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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I have no ideas.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Anti Joke

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