- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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