What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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