You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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feminists.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Sex education in Texas.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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