Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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