- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

does this look unsure to you?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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