And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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chuck norris

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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mc hammers income.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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