The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Women's professional sports

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Once upon a time.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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