What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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