10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Massie is a fatass

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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