Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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whats a joke

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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