What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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hi

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Hippopatomous!

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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