I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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No it doesnt..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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