What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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