What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Lebron Traveled

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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