I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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