Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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