What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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