Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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