knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Kittens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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