Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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scientology.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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