Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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