A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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