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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

A women walks out of a kitchen.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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