Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Jovan

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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My dad

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

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