why did Max cry??? chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I agree to the terms and conditions

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops