Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Stephen Walking.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What does? 42

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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feminine literature

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