What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Women's Rights

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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My Butthole.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A seal walks into a club...

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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