how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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WNBA

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

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