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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

A man walks into a bar

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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