What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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