What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do people say? words.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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