What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Anti Joke

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