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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Liars go to hell! -God

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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