- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Cripples are lame.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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