what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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hi to the world fromthe world

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4-4-2

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Diana and victoria

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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9/11

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I like pom

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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