Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I am a women

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

you know whats funny the letter Q

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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