A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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