Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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