A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Anti Joke

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