where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

thumb_up thumb_down +73

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops