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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Woman.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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