Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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