Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What break when you talk?

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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#Hanging Degus

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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pineapples

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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