Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Leave her alone...

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SBB

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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