A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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My mom

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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That's unfortunate.

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women's lacrosse.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Shut the cork up!

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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