Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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