I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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my shift key is broken1

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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