- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Moral

I am a n1gger.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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