Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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You bumder!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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