Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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