How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +14

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's not red? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops