Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Small titties.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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