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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

are u black unlucky

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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