Women's rights.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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