- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You having friends.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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