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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

I'm gay.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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