What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Knock Knock.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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