why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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