A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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VAGINA.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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