Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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