- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Drunk irish man

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

this is not a joke.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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