- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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