- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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