there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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