Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Matthew Baker

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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