Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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i hate black people

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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like if your cool

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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