Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Popsicles

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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