What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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A women president

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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