hi corey

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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