i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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