Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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