A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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