Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Poop

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Your Mother

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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