A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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girls basketball

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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this website even though its hilarious.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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