I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What is my name? I dont know

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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NASCAR

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Your mom goes to college

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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I need a good anti joke....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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