what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Women

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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