What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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im at school

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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