whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Hello.

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What's big and white?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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