How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Justin

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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