What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

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