800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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