Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Tucker Rivera

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Dakota Fanning

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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kk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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