What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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