Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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I? Everett

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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