Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Women's rights.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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The cow went moo

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

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