how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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children burning

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Libraries.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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MAKE

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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