- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

This is a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

You just won the game...

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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