A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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