Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Freedom of Speech

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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