What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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