Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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black people. that is all...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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