Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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