roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Anti Joke

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