What's big and long? My dick.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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