How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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what time is it rape time

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Anti Joke

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