The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Hey Shea

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

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