WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Penis.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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