I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Anti Joke

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