Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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OIO

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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68

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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