why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Spell: “This word”

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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