Bags of delicious poop.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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This is not a joke.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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