Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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THE GAME

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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