Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Jews...

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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