What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Potassium? K.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your Mom.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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