- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Are you a tree? No.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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