Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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whats forever alone me

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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