What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Mrs. Welsh

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

A man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...