What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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lol

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Baseball

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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