what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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The Bible

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Bad grammers.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Punchline.

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PENIS

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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