Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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lol

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Hippopatomous!

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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