- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What is life? Paul.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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