Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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my shift key is broken1

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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