Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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