Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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women's rights

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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who else is on here?

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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No

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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