- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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