How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

thumb_up thumb_down +6

It was a beautiful day. Face.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops