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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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