Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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the redsox

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Morning wood.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Your mums a potato

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What comes after 69? 70

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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