Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Women's rights

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Jeff

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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