Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

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