An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Women's rights

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