what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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minorities

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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