Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Runescape.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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