Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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