WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Anti Joke

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