What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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