How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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¿melano?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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