Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Hey, Max!!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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