Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Hello

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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