Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women's rights

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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