- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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