What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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