one morning i turned on my tv

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Reed is poopin

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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