How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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I like turtoes.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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