Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Fruitcake

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

pull my finger (farts)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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