God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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A guy is playing cod

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

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