What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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