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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

9/11

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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