What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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johann grayson being liked

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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