Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Yes

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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