What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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