Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Where's my shotgun

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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