- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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