What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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