*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Neither have I

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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