I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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book 'em danno

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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