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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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