i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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pup

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Women's Rights.

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