"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Vagina-Boob

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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