What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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neil likes pube toast

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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throbbing slobber

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

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