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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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