Badabing.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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i heart wiener

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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