A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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