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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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