- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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