- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

This is an anti-joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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