- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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