Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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