knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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