Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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bacon

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Anti Joke

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