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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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