Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Poop

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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