What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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