Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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