What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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your father died

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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