Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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