A walrus walks into a bar

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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