Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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