ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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