Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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hello

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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EGGPLANT

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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