Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Women's rights

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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