What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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copy me and i will kill you

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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