What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Pickles

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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9/11

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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