- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Albert <3 Hunter

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

PENIS that is all

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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