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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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