Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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