If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Whats green? The color green.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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thumbs up!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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