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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A man killed himself.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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