Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Fart

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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