Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Choir.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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