- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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