- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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