Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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