Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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