How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Cheese

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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guess what what? nothing.

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