How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Morning wood.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Your mums a potato

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock CUM IN!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Man U

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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