- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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