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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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