Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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YOLO.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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whats 2+2? 4

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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