are you saying pam, or pan?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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lol

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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