Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Women's rights

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Women's Rights...

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