If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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