you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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women playing football?

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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xavier stop

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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