Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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PIED NINNY!

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Obama

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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haha

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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