A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What would u like to drink?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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