How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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White NBA players.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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The WNBA

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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