whats worse than a kane nothing

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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planking.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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