CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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