- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

knock knock who's there? faith

Knock Knock, Ow my face

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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