whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What does? 42

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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feminine literature

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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