My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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The game!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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