What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Anti Joke

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