A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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