- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

ok

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Where's my tractor?

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

An Asian walks out of the library.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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