What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

u know whats a crime? rape

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Ross.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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