Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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