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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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