A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Im gay What about you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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