A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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