Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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