A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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