Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what time is it rape time

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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