Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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