A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Women's rights.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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