How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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The Princess is in another castle

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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