What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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