whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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