Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My Butthole.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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