whoa there

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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