Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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the love boat

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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