Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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