Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Health food.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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