Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Are you Drew?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

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