- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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