Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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