- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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