Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Compton

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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