What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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The global news

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Justin beiber's penis

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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