Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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