Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Black People.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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