were at work systems r down

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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WNBA

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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