Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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destiny

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Caramel Boing.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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