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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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I saw a shovel once.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Women's rights

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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