What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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That is so fetch

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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the guy below me is gay

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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your life

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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fruit salad?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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