Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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