Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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France never surrender.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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