What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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2 + 2 = 4

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Man U

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Mitt Romney

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

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