Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Japan

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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