a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Leave. Now.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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penis haha

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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