Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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your all shit at jokes

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Black people are innocent.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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