A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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