Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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