Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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