Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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