How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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OIO

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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