Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Slavery lol

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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