The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Women's rights.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Dani barton= lovely

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This is not a joke.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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