One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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minorities

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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