What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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