A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Gay rights.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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hello anomonous

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

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