A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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wael.. nuff said

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Anti Joke

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