A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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