Wheelchair high jump

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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LIKE THIS!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Guest what? Dog

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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