why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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tim has no humor

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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