Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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YOU

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cory

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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