Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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