- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I had sex with my mother in law

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

It got hit by a rocket.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Hi Jacob You cool

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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