don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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obama leadership

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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