Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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