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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

i am predestal

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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