Hitler is my role model

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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