A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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The Game.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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