what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Feminism

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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