OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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4/20.

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World peace

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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