eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Racial Equality

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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