What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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This is an anti- joke

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3.14159365358979323846264

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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WILLYS

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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