Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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poop

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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