how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

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