An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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The Female Orgasm

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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OBAMA

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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