A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Women's Rights

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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