A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

whats brown and smells like shit shit

thumb_up thumb_down -19

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Boxing on Boxing Day

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops