A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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lol

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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