What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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