What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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karn chevalier

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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don't just stand there

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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