- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

pobody's nerfect

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Women.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Go Away

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

To mamas so fat shes fat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

A Jew walks into a Furness

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