Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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