I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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someone called a frog a frog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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save water shower with friends

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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