- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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