Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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run farther?

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Wade's the father

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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