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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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