Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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