how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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