Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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