How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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A black man has a job.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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