How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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