Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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a. why? b. because

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Vagina-Boob

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richard is fag

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Give me thumbs up!

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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