That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Leave her alone...

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Charlotte Bobcats

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

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