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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What sucks?

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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My tractor broke down.

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