what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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9/11

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Boner

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Anti Joke

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