Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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