- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

go go gadget

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A women in the kitchen.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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