- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

U mad?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Soccer...

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Jews

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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