whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Women's rights

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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