- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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