Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Twenty-Four

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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This is an anti joke

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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learn the ropes?

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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