Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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women's lacrosse.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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This is a joke.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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