Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Badgers are cool

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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