Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

I love you

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

mitchell palmer sucks

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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