What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why does column have a letter n?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Good one...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

thumb_up thumb_down -101

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops