Chlamydia

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Fiats

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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