- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Good afternoon.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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