Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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