you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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FUCK YOU

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Anti Joke

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