Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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