Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Anti Joke

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