How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Your mother

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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knock knock There's no door

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flavin's head

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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