what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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