- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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