Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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My Nan, that is all.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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