What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Jordan is pregant

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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