Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Anti jokes.

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haha

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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69

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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