— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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