why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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