- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Avery has crabs.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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