why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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lol a man is drowning

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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CRY

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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