- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why? Whats wrong?

knock knock

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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