A blind man watches TV

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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men, men like men= men+bed

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Land Rovers

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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