A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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