why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Christianity.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Who invented apple? God

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What abou three times

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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