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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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9/11

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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