Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Rylan Clark

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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