Anything involving women..

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your gay

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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