What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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