what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Pineapple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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balls

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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