- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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