I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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colby doesnt shave

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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