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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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