Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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