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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Did you know? . You already know!

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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