Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Anti Joke

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