Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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fruit salad?

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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