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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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