- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Does this napkin chloroform?

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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