Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Nah

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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