Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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World Of Warcraft

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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