why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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ejaculation JLR

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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