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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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