How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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say cheese

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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gay marriage.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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