Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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