What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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This is an anti-joke.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why so serious ?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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