Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Well, this is fun.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

I regret everything.....

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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