Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Reed is poopin

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how does peploe get around they walk

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

a man walks into a bar it hurt

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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