Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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