Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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