- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Horse.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

a Jew had a small nose

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

* anti-punchline

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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