- Anti Joke

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Guess what? I like trains.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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