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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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