- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Men's rights.

You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

800 people died last year. end of story

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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