What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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the WNBA

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what goes boo a sock

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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