Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Chicken

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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