What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

These Jokes suck.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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