Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Women can vote? wtf

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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