What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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womens rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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