Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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