A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Needless to say,

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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