Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A fat guy!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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