If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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