If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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hi corey

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

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