Gingers.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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