Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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