what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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