why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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