What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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