Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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