Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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