What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Horse.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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barack osama

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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CRY

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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