Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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