How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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alert('The Game')

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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