What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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women

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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