Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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