The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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a man said hi.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Homo say what?

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Knock knock

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Gay Rights

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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