Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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racism...deal with it!

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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