a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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black people. that is all...

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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