- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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