what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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