So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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