If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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hrih

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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