- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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