- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

The New York Giants

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

race-car = rac-ecar

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