What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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