A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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