Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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