what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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