What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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hi corey

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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