Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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