- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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