What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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