Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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