What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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¿melano?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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anus soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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