DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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