So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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