Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Michael Castillo is gay

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

"Up to 50% off."

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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