I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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