10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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ur mother

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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