How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Avery has crabs.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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