Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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