how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Womens' rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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