A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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