roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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God is real.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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penus

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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hey justin

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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