- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Get on your knees Ho

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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