?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Windows Vista

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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