Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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