What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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