Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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That didn't hurt.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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