Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Womens rights.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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