Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Anti Joke

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