My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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