Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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NEVER

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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rocky is here again.......................

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Caca.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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