what is the color of a burp burple

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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