What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Anti Joke

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