Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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