A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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