Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Punchline.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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