What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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