What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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black chicken. kfc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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