what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down +17

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

*you're

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

thumb_up thumb_down

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops