why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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www.xnxx.com

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Society.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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French people.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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