What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Womens Rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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