What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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British Dentistry

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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