What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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