Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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