What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If you have a stroke, call 000

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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