Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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