A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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whats long and black? a baton

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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