what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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