What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Women.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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