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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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