IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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World peace

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Anyone??????????/

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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matt is fat

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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