Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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dry handjob

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Gay rights

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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