Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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