What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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