Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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