Robin, get in the batmobile

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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