Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Your mum is dead

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Harry Styles

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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womens rights

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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