An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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