when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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World peace

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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