"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What?

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What is cold? Winter

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Hahaha

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hahaha

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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sexual intercourse.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Benevolent villain.

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girls basketball

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girls basketball

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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The Holocaust

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Justin Beiber

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lewis bedford

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Obama being reelected.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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