Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Yanter, Look it up

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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