- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The penn state football administration

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

i have a christmas tree.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

My love life

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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