Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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