- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

im watching you..

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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