the your face joke

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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