- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

your face

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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