why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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