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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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