What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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