johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

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