you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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