What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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