Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I lost my tractor.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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if you don't like this you're gay

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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