There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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