There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

thumb_up thumb_down +40

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

thumb_up thumb_down -1

im a dragon, no im not

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

thumb_up thumb_down

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops