sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

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