What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Sex

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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