what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What is a chair?

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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