What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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