What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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