Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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You

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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matt shut up

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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