- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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