What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Nippies

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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