Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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