what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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