Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Republicans

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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hi

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