Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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