Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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If you are my friend like it!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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