Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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