- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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