Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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