Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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