A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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