Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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KEVIN HART

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's half of 8? o

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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