whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Banana

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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