What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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batman has diarrhea

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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i'm not gay

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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