A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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