- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

your mom.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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