Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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There is a car full of black people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's one plus one? two.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Anti Joke

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