What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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