Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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noah is a scrub jungle

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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