What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Wanker

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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