So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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