Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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eden stop

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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