People Order Our Patties

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Gorden Brown.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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