- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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