Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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