the joke below me is not an anti joke

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Women's rights.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A man... walks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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