Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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The Game.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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