What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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