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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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