- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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