Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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