What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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religion

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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