- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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