yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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