Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Canada's army

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Chinese drivers.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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