Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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1+2 = 6

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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