What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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