Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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