How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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