flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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i dont fisish anythi

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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1 Jew XD

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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