What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Women's Rights.

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Fat people.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Yes.

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alex is cool

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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