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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

homosexuals are gay

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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