What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Thanks

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Dinosaur!

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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