Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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You're on fire.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Wolf Pussy

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Anti Joke

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