Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Anti Joke

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