Knock knock. Get out!!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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