Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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what are you mike bibby?

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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