A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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