Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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