What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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