What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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