Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Pickles are moist.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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