Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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wsde

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Your mom

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Chuck Norris.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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