Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

am i invited to party? no

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Gabe Mercado

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A boy with red hair is happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I saw a shovel once.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

thumb_up thumb_down +4

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -73

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops