Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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