What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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You're adopted.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Toaster

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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