Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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