What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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