Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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