What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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